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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via justsayyoulikewtk)

byzantienne:

danadelions:

so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today

this person has been infested by the most adorable fluffy parasites EVER and I want one

(via justsayyoulikewtk)

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

(Source: christianoveli, via gabrielneverdied)

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

(Source: pyrooar, via ladalecki)

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via goshdangaisling)

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

(Source: begmebabygirl, via steve-sabrooklynbaby)

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freaktubmlr:

Bring Me That BOY

freaktubmlr:

Bring Me That BOY

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princesswithpinkhair:

turquoise hair | via Tumblr en We Heart It.

princesswithpinkhair:

turquoise hair | via Tumblr en We Heart It.

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